Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
