This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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