I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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