Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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