She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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