Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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