I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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