we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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