you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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