butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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