When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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