So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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