i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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