Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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