Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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