I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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