found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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