Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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