i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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