I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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