absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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