You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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