Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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