is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Shitshow foam night was such a success
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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