that's an acceptable place to lick
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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