I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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