It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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