Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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