My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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