I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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