oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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