We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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