Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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