I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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