you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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