So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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