her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
