great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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