we have officially lost it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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