kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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