can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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