just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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