everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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