idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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