Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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