drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
wow bdsm is so cute
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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