Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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