I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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