You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
false alarm. still invincible.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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