can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
