she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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