C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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